Did you, by any chance, lose a USB memory stick while kayaking sometime before November 2017, near Oreti Beach in Invercargill, a city on the southern tip of New Zealand’s southern island? If you did, the memory stick has been found and it is still functioning. There are some nice photos and video footage of sea lions and a kayak. The finders are willing to return the stick to you in exchange for some leopard seal poop. And no, I am not making this up.
Several weeks ago, researchers in New Zealand were analyzing a pile of leopard seal poop. (Note to self, be very grateful that I don’t have that job.) Buried in the poop was a USB memory stick.